After a traffic accident, Bruce went to heaven and see the God:

                                    

                                    BRUCE
                         Am I...?

                                     GOD
                         You can't expect to kneel down in
                         the middle of a highway and live to
                         talk about it.

                                     BRUCE
                         But why? Why now?

                                     GOD
                         I work in mysterious ways, son. (^^)
                        A beat as Bruce takes everything in.

                                     BRUCE
                         You knew it all along. You knew if I
                         got everything I wanted, I would
                         ruin my life. (^^)

               God doesn't respond, just listens.

                                     BRUCE
                         So I'm dead... Okay. If this is what
                         you want. Okay, okay...

               God holds up the PRAYER BEADS, tosses them to Bruce. Bruce
               looks at the beads, then up at God, puzzled.

                                     GOD
                         Go ahead, use 'em.

                                     BRUCE
                         Alright... I've learned that I don't
                         know as much I thought I did...

                                     GOD
                         Boy, you can say that again.

                                     BRUCE
                         Hey, I'm praying here.

                                     GOD
                         Sorry, go.

                                     BRUCE
                         If I could have just one thing in
                         the world. It would be for Grace to
                         live a happy, joyful life. And that
                         she finds someone...
                              (getting emotional as
                              he realizes what
                              he's saying)
                         ...that she finds someone that will
                         treat her with the love and respect
                         that she so deserves.

               God smiles the most satisfied of smiles.

                                     GOD
                         Now that is a prayer.
                              (beat)
                         Well, I better get on that one. See
                         ya, Bruce.

 

猫的胡思乱想:

非常有娱乐性的基督教宣传片:)  Jim Carrey不愧是喜剧天才能让基督教的无聊的说教变的这么有趣 ;3

那段蓝色台词和大话西游里的"一万年"意境是不是很象 ? 不过一个是要爱你一万年, 一个是要I want her live happy... ^^  电影情节和上面剧本有些出入, 多了如下对话--上帝: 你希望她回到你身边?  Bruce: (若有所思,突然顿吾状) 不, 我希望她幸福..... 呵呵  朋友, 你懂得这个道理么?

 

note: 1.Bruce Almighty 中文名 <冒牌天神> (金凯瑞 2003)

          2.本人还不是基督徒